{"id":11001,"date":"2015-02-28T02:43:17","date_gmt":"2015-02-28T07:43:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/?p=11001"},"modified":"2015-02-28T02:50:45","modified_gmt":"2015-02-28T07:50:45","slug":"your-chi-might-one-day-be-bottled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/?p=11001","title":{"rendered":"Your Chi Might One Day Be Bottled!"},"content":{"rendered":"

[A Comedy Moment \u5f00\u5fc3\u4e00\u523b ]<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Your Chi Might One Day Be Bottled!<\/strong><\/h2>\n

(It\u2019s Free!! FREE!)<\/p>\n

By Huck Twin<\/p>\n

The qi\/chi I want to \u2018move\u2019 comes from heaven and earth. It loves to be home-based in my lower tan tien, but it takes lots of vacations to exotic places: reproduction center, perineum, and outside legs. Some of my qi\/chi connects down into mother earth. As often as I want to think about it, I can tap it.\u00a0\"qigong<\/a><\/p>\n

I am proud to boast that I have nine extra energy bodies. They are pals who \u2018hang out\u2019 with me and they \u2018ground\u2019 me like roots of a tree. My Mind-Eye-Heart Power is trained (by me!) to move its sparkling energy back up the inside legs, up my spine and via the inside arms to my outside arms via knuckles. Putting extra qi\/chi there in martial arts applications, is empowered by Mother Earth. (Yours and mine!) After it goes over the back of my neck to the occipital, (while my chin is slightly tucked in,) it goes to the Crown of my head and visits the center of the brain where it meets my friendly pineal and pituitary glands.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, Father Heaven notices that the lights in my brain are now turned on, so his Royal Yang-ness acknowledges that I am in a fine communication with Mom Earth, her Royal Yin-ness. He lets it be known that he wants to visit her. (My tongue is up behind my teeth which helps him slide down via my throat, heart, solar plexus and by the time he is near the lower tan tien, he is roaring to hug, kiss, and generally make whoopee with Mom Earth.) I can handle the concept.\"Meditation<\/a><\/p>\n

All the qi\/chi in the Universe is quite mature. It has been around for ages. Actually, the more that Earth and Heaven qi orbit together in me, the more qi I empower from the Universe. Here\u2019s just an example of physical benefits. (I am ready for anything, be it martial applications or any healing.)<\/p>\n

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  1. My tendons are empowered.<\/li>\n
  2. I carry out more efficient mental tasks,or<\/li>\n
  3. A good night\u2019s sleep are honed by the ever growing benevolence of merely moving my mind into my own energy orbit.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    All doubters listen; I will be bottling my bliss elixir for any entrepreneur looking to tap into the source\u2026 and even franchise\u2026 You better hurry! Coca-Cola and Pepsi are battling to buy me out. I don\u2019t want to do that. The offer is free to all takers who want to be powered by their own brand of chi.<\/p>\n

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    (This light commentary on chi was re-edited since published on an internet discussion group. I like to think that the voice in this essay, comes from a \u2018spirited\u2019 teenage boy named Huckelberry Twin (who\u2019s made of Yang and Yin. He is an alter ego of Raven Cohan who is writing a book in which Huck\u2019s essay will be included.)<\/p>\n

    Love and Blessings in Tao, submitted by Raven Cohen<\/p>\n

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