{"id":1913,"date":"2011-04-16T17:30:21","date_gmt":"2011-04-16T21:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/?p=1913"},"modified":"2011-11-18T21:32:21","modified_gmt":"2011-11-19T02:32:21","slug":"a-comedy-moment-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/?p=1913","title":{"rendered":"A Comedy Moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>If a Daoist had composed the error messages <\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>that appear on a computer screen\u2026.<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; padding-left: 30px;\"><strong> Anonymous<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/computer_mouse-12063.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1914\" title=\"computer_mouse-12063\" src=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/computer_mouse-12063-238x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"238\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/computer_mouse-12063-238x300.jpg 238w, https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/computer_mouse-12063.jpg 384w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 238px) 100vw, 238px\" \/><\/a>Windows NT crashed.<br \/>\nI am the Blue Screen of Death.<br \/>\nNo one hears your screams.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Stay the patient course<br \/>\nOf little worth is your ire<br \/>\nThe network is down.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\">A crash reduces<br \/>\nyour expensive computer<br \/>\nto a simple stone.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 90px;\">Yesterday it worked<br \/>\nToday it is not working<br \/>\nWindows is like that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 150px;\">You step in the stream,<br \/>\nbut the water has moved on.<br \/>\nThis page is not here.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Komputasutra_Funny_Sex_Humor.computerfungeekkamasutraconceptfunny-e8e4ab7661d984c5766ce530f4c698db_h.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1916\" title=\"computer,fun,geek,kamasutra,concept\" src=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Komputasutra_Funny_Sex_Humor.computerfungeekkamasutraconceptfunny-e8e4ab7661d984c5766ce530f4c698db_h.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"499\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Komputasutra_Funny_Sex_Humor.computerfungeekkamasutraconceptfunny-e8e4ab7661d984c5766ce530f4c698db_h.jpg 499w, https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Komputasutra_Funny_Sex_Humor.computerfungeekkamasutraconceptfunny-e8e4ab7661d984c5766ce530f4c698db_h-300x238.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/snore-top-meditator-meditation-cartoon.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1915\" title=\"snore-top-meditator-meditation-cartoon\" src=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/snore-top-meditator-meditation-cartoon.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"599\" height=\"284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/snore-top-meditator-meditation-cartoon.gif 599w, https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/snore-top-meditator-meditation-cartoon-300x142.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 599px) 100vw, 599px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<div><div style=\"padding-top:10px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:10pt;font-family:arial;font-weight:bold;\">Do you like this? 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