{"id":3221,"date":"2011-06-15T00:18:04","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T04:18:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/?p=3221"},"modified":"2011-11-18T22:55:31","modified_gmt":"2011-11-19T03:55:31","slug":"daoist-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/?p=3221","title":{"rendered":"A Comedy Moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>Daoist Jokes <\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<strong> by Alan Sondheim<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>What did one Daoist say to the other? Nothing<\/p>\n<p>Why don&#8217;t Immortals tell riddles? They don&#8217;t know the answers. What did the Immortal tell the mendicant? Nothing<\/p>\n<p>How many Daoists does it take to change a lightbulb? None (i.e. Nothing)<\/p>\n<p>Knock Knock. Who&#8217;s there? Dao. Dao who? Dao art Nothing<\/p>\n<p>What did the priest say to the Immortal? No Way! What did the Immortal reply? Nothing<\/p>\n<p>Two Daoists went into a bar with a rabbi and a priest. The rabbi said to the priest, When we go to Heaven, we&#8217;re allowed to leave. The priest said to the rabbi, when we go to Hell, we&#8217;re stuck there. The Daoists said nothing, we&#8217;re not going anywhere<\/p>\n<p>What happens when you get two Daoists together? Nothing<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/deadcowgirl.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/funny-pictures-yin-yang-cats.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"255\" \/>Daoist riddle: What happens when you cross a duck and a mouse? Nothing<\/p>\n<p>Two Daoists were talking. One asked, When is an obstruction not an obstruction? The other said, When the Dao gets in the Way (i.e. Nothing)<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s black and white and red (read) all over? The Daodejing (i.e. Nothing)<\/p>\n<p>What weighs nothing and a thousand pounds? 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