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“Comedy Moment”<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Two men meet on the street. One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?” <\/span>
\n The other replies: “I’m fine, thanks.” <\/span>
\n “And how’s your son? Is he still unemployed?” <\/span>
\n “Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.” <\/span>
\n “Meditating? What’s that?” <\/span>
\n “I don’t know. But it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing!”<\/span><\/p>\n

Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?<\/span>
\n A: He enters Nerdvana.<\/span><\/p>\n

Q: What do Yoga meditation and an apple peeler have in common? <\/span>
\n A: They both take you to the core.<\/span><\/p>\n

The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1.<\/span><\/p>\n

Meditation student: If I’m open minded, won’t my brains fall out? <\/span>
\n Teacher: No, just keep your mouth shut at the same time.<\/span><\/p>\n

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.<\/span><\/p>\n

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and a Zen Buddhist? <\/span>
\n A person who knocks on your door for absolutely no reason at all.<\/span><\/p>\n

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain during root canal work? <\/span>
\n He wanted to transcend dental medication!<\/span><\/p>\n

BUMPER STICKERS:<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n

No matter where you go, there you are.<\/span><\/p>\n

So many ideas so little time.<\/span><\/p>\n

Slow down, pay attention, question everything, start now<\/span><\/p>\n

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it\u2019s all about?<\/span><\/p>\n

Only those who know when enough is enough, know when they have enough.<\/span><\/p>\n

All generalizations are false, including this one.<\/span><\/p>\n

Can we ever truly know when our philosophy assignment is due?<\/span><\/p>\n

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.<\/span><\/p>\n

Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.<\/span><\/p>\n

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.<\/span><\/p>\n

Things are not as they seem, nor are they otherwise.<\/span><\/p>\n

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m an agnostic dyslexic insomniac that lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.<\/span><\/p>\n

If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am.<\/span><\/p>\n

If there were no hypothetical questions what would this say?<\/span><\/p>\n

If you can\u2019t explain it simply, you don\u2019t understand it well enough.<\/span><\/p>\n

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