{"id":7988,"date":"2012-05-12T16:53:35","date_gmt":"2012-05-12T20:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/?p=7988"},"modified":"2012-05-17T18:06:20","modified_gmt":"2012-05-17T22:06:20","slug":"a-comedy-moment-0512","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/?p=7988","title":{"rendered":"A Comedy Moment (05\/12)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/?cat=90\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>[A Comedy Moment]<\/strong><em> <\/em><\/a><em><a href=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/ys100.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1206\" title=\"zen humor\" src=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/ys100.jpg\" alt=\"yang sheng\" width=\"77\" height=\"63\" \/><\/a><\/em><strong> <\/strong><strong> <\/strong><strong> <\/strong><strong> <\/strong><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Good humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to the Nature that we take her no more seriously than she takes us&#8230;. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #993300;\">Compassion with an umbrella<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">A Western Buddhist woman was in India, studying with her teacher. She was riding with another woman friend in a rickshaw-like carriage, when they were attacked by a man on the street. In the end, the attacker only succeeded in frightening the women, but the Buddhist woman was quite upset by the event and told her teacher so. She asked him what she should have done &#8211; what would have been the appropriate Buddhist response.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">The teacher said very simply, &#8220;You should have very mindfully and with great compassion whacked the attacker over the head with your umbrella.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">The Other Side<a href=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Picture_River.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7994\" title=\"Picture_River\" src=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Picture_River-300x277.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Picture_River-300x277.jpg 300w, https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Picture_River.jpg 713w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">One day a young Buddhist on his journey home came to the banks of a wide river. Staring hopelessly at the great obstacle in front of him, he pondered for hours on just how to cross such a wide barrier. Just as he was about to give up his pursuit to continue his journey he saw a great teacher on the other side of the river. The young Buddhist yells over to the teacher &#8220;Oh wise one, can you tell me how to get to the other side of this river&#8221;?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">The teacher ponders for a moment,\u00a0looks up and down the river and yells back &#8220;My son, you are on the other side&#8221; .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><strong>What\u2019s Flapping\u2026<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003300;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Picture_Flap.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7996\" title=\"Picture_Flap\" src=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Picture_Flap-263x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Picture_Flap-263x300.jpg 263w, https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Picture_Flap.jpg 430w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/><\/a>Four monks were meditating in a monastery. All of a sudden the prayer flag on the roof started flapping.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003300;\">The younger monk came out of his meditation and said:\u00a0 &#8220;Flag is flapping&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003300;\">A more experienced monk said: &#8220;Wind is flapping&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003300;\">A third monk who had been there for more than 20 years said: &#8220;Mind is flapping.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003300;\">The fourth monk who was the eldest said, visibly annoyed: &#8220;Mouths are flapping!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003300;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><strong>One Liner<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>&#8220;Blessed is he who finds happiness in his own foolishness. For he will always be happy&#8221;.\u00a0 &#8212; Chade Meng<\/p>\n<p><sub> <\/sub><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.&#8221;\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your personality is an often insurmountable speed-bump on the path to Nirvana.&#8221; &#8212; &#8220;Slug&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_7989\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/i-will-do-no-harm-meditation-with-ant.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7989\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7989\" title=\"i-will-do-no-harm-meditation-with-ant\" src=\"http:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/i-will-do-no-harm-meditation-with-ant.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"602\" srcset=\"https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/i-will-do-no-harm-meditation-with-ant.gif 600w, https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/i-will-do-no-harm-meditation-with-ant-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/yang-sheng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/i-will-do-no-harm-meditation-with-ant-300x300.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-7989\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;I will do no harm...&quot; -- meditation with ants<\/p><\/div>\n<p><sub>Source: http:\/\/www.meditationcartoons.com\/ <\/sub><\/p>\n<p><sub> <\/sub><\/p>\n<div><div style=\"padding-top:10px;margin-bottom:10px;font-size:10pt;font-family:arial;font-weight:bold;\">Do you like this? 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