A Comedy Moment

The Seven Wonders of The World

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present “Seven Wonders of the World.” Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes:

1. Egypt’s Great Pyramids

2. Taj Mahal

3. Grand Canyon

4. Panama Canal

5. Empire State Building

6. St. Peter’s Basilica

7. China’s Great Wall

While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, “Yes, a little. I couldn’t quite make up my mind because there were so many.”

The teacher said, “Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help.”

The girl hesitated, then read, “I think the ‘Seven Wonders of the World’ are:”

1. To See

2. To Hear

3. To Touch

4. To Taste

5. To Feel

6. To Laugh

7. To Love

The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

The things we overlook as simple and ordinary and that we take for granted are truly wondrous!

A gentle reminder — that the most precious things in life cannot be built by hand or bought by man.

 

BUMPER STICKERS:

So many ideas so little time.

Slow down, pay attention, question everything, start now

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?

Only those who know when enough is enough, know when they have enough.

Don’t mess with my Chi.

It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I’m right.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

No matter where you go, you’re there.

Can we ever truly know when our philosophy assignment is due?

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.

Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.

Some days you are the dog, some days you are the hydrant.

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

The important thing is to question everything.

Things are not as they seem, nor are they otherwise.

Unless you’re the lead dog the view doesn’t change.

I’m immortal. So far.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I’m an agnostic dyslexic insomniac that lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am.

If there were no hypothetical questions what would this say?

If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.

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