A Comedy Moment
Laughter is the Best Medicine
“Studies show that mirthful laughter, the kind that stems from real joy, relieves stress, lightens mood and confers health benefits.” CNN
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.
Experience is something you don’t get
until just after you need it.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
Q: How many contemplative monks does it take to change a light bulb?A: Three. One to change the light bulb. One to not change the light bulb.
One to neither change nor not change the light bulb. Q: How many yogis does it take to change a light bulb? A: Into what?
When two psychic friends met, one asked the other: “You are fine. How am I ?”
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Forget this and attaining Enlightenment
will be the least of your problems.
Drink tea and nourish life.
With the first sip… joy.
With the second… satisfaction.
With the third, peace.
With the fourth, a Danish.