Have you heard about the dyslexic yogi who goes around chanting “MO”?
Why did the Buddhist coroner get fired?
Answer: because he would always record the cause of death as ‘birth’.
Why can’t Buddhists vacuum their meditation cushions?
Answer: Because they don’t have any attachments.
People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.
Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time…
I think I’ve forgotten this before.
“Blessed is he who finds happiness in his own foolishness.
For he will always be happy”.
Time is the best teacher, although it kills the students.
The enlightened ones have no boundaries, but respect those of others.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Your personality is an often insurmountable speed-bump on the path to Nirvana.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
When someone points at the moon, don’t worship the finger!
Having trouble sleeping? Try counting your blessings.
If you want to ruin the truth, stretch it.
When asked what he wanted for his birthday, the Yogi replied, “I wish no gifts” only presence.