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A Comedy Moment-December

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Cera Spallone

Comedy Moment   Have you heard about the dyslexic yogi who goes around chanting “MO”? Why did the Buddhist coroner get fired? Answer: because he would always record the cause of death as ‘birth’. Why can’t Buddhists vacuum their meditation … Continue reading →

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Comedy Moment

Posted on November 15, 2011 by Cera Spallone

“Comedy Moment” Two men meet on the street. One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?” The other replies: “I’m fine, thanks.” “And how’s your son? Is he still unemployed?” “Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.” “Meditating? What’s … Continue reading →

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A Comedy Moment

Posted on March 14, 2011 by Joy

CLASSIC HUMOR FROM THE CH’AN / ZEN BUDDHIST TRADITION Compiled by Timothy Conway POSTMORTEM Before Japanese Zen Master Takuan Soho (1573-1645) died, he instructed: “Bury my body on the mountain behind the temple; throw earth on it and go away. … Continue reading →

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